“Midwest girl who exudes class, humor, and good taste…”
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Are you looking for a Midwest girl who exudes class, humor, and good taste? Look no further. I’m Alex Page, and when I’m not engaging you with my exceptional skills as a lover, I will hold you in thrall with my intellect, and keep you there with my humor, which ranges from the high-brow to the irreverent and everything in-between. Laughter is everything. So too, is adventure. And with me, that’s what you’ll find.
From my humble beginnings back home, to the glitz and glamour of Vegas, I’ve traveled to just about every part of this beautiful country. It’s one of my favorite things to do. And for those times when the wanderlust abates, I’m perfectly at home with a good book (I’m as comfortable with Kierkegaard as I am with King) or a movie (or video games!), a tall glass of wine, and some killer music. I also love to cook, but it’s no fun cooking for one, so I don’t get to do it as often as I’d like. Currently accepting offers to change that, if only to show off my culinary expertise. ?
Outside of the ranch I am an accomplished writer and photographer. But inside the ranch lies an unparalleled skillset that I love to share with men, women, and couples. Many things are offered as routine in my parties that are considered “extras” in other bedrooms, such as unlimited climaxes and activities. I thoroughly enjoy what I do, and nothing excites me more than to explore fetishes and fantasies. If you enjoy role-play, let me show you just how convincing I can be when I perform for you. I also take pride in offering an incredible value, and offer generous discounts for overnights, active military/veterans, first responders, virgins, and couples.
They say pictures are worth a thousand words, but I assure you, the reality of how I look will reduce the need to use words at all. But in the sweet musings a client once wrote of me:
“They say Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships. Your face would have caused them to forget what a ship even was, let alone a thousand of them.”
I am hazel-eyed, brunette, and busty, a triple-threat, and everything I’ve got is real, as you’ll be able to see and feel for yourself.
So, if it pleases you, come see me. Open the book and turn the Page. I promise you’ll like the story within.
Especially the ending.