Often I receive these naughty text messages from girls with made up names trying to drive traffic to a hookup website. They’re so badly written they just make me laugh. A couple weeks ago a horny girl named Katie texted me to tell me she lives on my street (completely impossible) and is “wanting to be doing the sex with me tonight.” Well, gee, when you say it so sexily, how could I not be turned on and intrigued?
Here’s the latest one in all its super sexy glory.
I’m Seeking a Best Partner For Hookups Right Now. I’m 18 Years Old Sexy girl, I want to sex with you Tonight.
My profile>>> (enter silly website name here). Its 100% safe, No need CC
Create a free Profile & knock me>>> angle18
I am waiting for sucking your dick tonight…
That’s it word for word. Random caps and crazy pidgin language so ridiculously written I can’t imagine someone falling for it. But maybe some lucky bloke is gonna Hookup with angle18 tonight just to find out what sort of angle she’s working. My guess is she’s not practicing her spelling of the word angel because she’s far too busy sucking dicks.
Jokes aside, the lesson here is to be cautious of anything that sounds like it was written by a seven year old. Clicking on links like these can compromise your information and potentially hit your computer or phone with very nasty viruses. Using hook up sites can be safe and fun, but it’s best to not get started from a random link sent to you from someone that sounds like they’ve never had “the sex”.